The Crazy Bear Hotel (Beaconsfield, UK)

LUXURIOUS | KINKY

One of two hotels run by Crazy Bear is their Beaconsfield venue , built in the 15th century. An absolutely striking erotic 5-star hotel.

Now, before you start picturing an idyllic old English retreat with fussy manor antiques and wood paneling, let us stop you right there.

This is NOT your typical rural brick pile, but rather an eccentric and luxurious palace filled with quirky features.

From the moment you walk in, you know you're in for a really kinky place. Guests are greeted by the eyes of dozens of stuffed animals, including zebras, giraffes and peacocks, all mounted on the walls that ring a crystal-encrusted lobby complete with a winding staircase.

The bar, terrace and two restaurants are equally bizarre but stylish, and there is a distinct air of aristocratic fetishes here.

Crazy Bear has several suites available, from small rooms to deluxe and superior apartments.

Each room is individually decorated and exudes maximum flair with luxurious fabrics, opulent colors and rich textures. All have en-suite wet rooms and some also have freestanding baths.

The place really has to be seen to be believed for its sheer decadence and flair; suffice it to say that if Joan Collins were a hotel, she'd be this.